Why did the cow cross the road? It was escorted by its owner to get to the slaughter-house.

What did batman say to robin before getting into the bat mobile? Don't touch my penis.

A bear and a rabbit are walking i n the woods until they spot a magic genie. The bear mauls the rabbit because it is the rabbit's natural predator and is indifferent to the genie because it has no prior education on persian mythology.

what do you have to do to confuse a blond? Nothing

Q: What do you call a dog with metal balls and two-inch legs? A: Animatronic

What's wrong with the axe murderer that lives down the street?? Nothing.

whats thin, long and hard? A: a pen is

What did the man say to the woman with two black eyes? "Oh my goodness! Are you alright?!"

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says: both your legs are broken in 10 places, you will never walk again.

How do Helen keller's parents punish her? They sternly reprimand her for her misdeeds.

why did the bear fall out of the tree? He died. Why did the raccoon fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the bear.

Whats worse than getting raped by jack the ripper? Getting fingered by captain hook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he can make before the car hits him.

Why did the Mexican jump the fence? Because he didn't feel like walking around the house to the side where the gate was to get out of the backyard

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Slavery.

Who, what, when, why, how, where, and which? Your Honor, i think my client would like to plead guilty.

This is a haiku A lovely type of poem It's snowing on Mt. Fuji

A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

Knock knock, Who's there? The police, you have committed 14 major felonies and you are being arrested.

why did the chicken cross the road? to form the basis of an extremly popular jokewhich would grace the schoolyards around the world for centurys to come!

'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

A black man and a white man crash their cars. they promptly exchange insurance information and apologize to each other about the inconvenience.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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