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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Why were my arms so tired after I flew in from the coast? Because the stewardess, god rest her soul, failed to latch the door securely.

WOMENS RIGHTS

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

your mamas so fat she tried to hang herself but the rope broke.

A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

How did the frog fly? It drank a magic potion. How did the snake fly? It ate the frog How the the eagle fly? It already can.

what's better than being stabbed in the testicles with a biro? the Silversun Pickup's album Neck of the Woods

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

I literally died laughing

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Who jumps the highest in basketball? The mascot because he has a trampoline.

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

How do you make a mailman cry? Kill his family.

How does an elephant climb a cliff who cares

What is small, yellowy-white and emits a kind of cheesy smell? A lump of cheese

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.