- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Roses are red violets are blue I fucked your mom now im about to fuck you to.

What does Chuck Norris order at McDonalds? A Big Mac with a large fry and drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

What did the one alcoholic say to the other? We are both alcoholics

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Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Me and a pig had sex, beastieality.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A teacher tells one of her students, "If I say 'I am beautiful', which tense is that?" The student tells her, "Didn't your mother ever tell you that lying is bad?"

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

A man walks into a bar gets drunk gets in his car and has a terrible crash because he was to intoxicated the end.

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