- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do black and white people have in common? when they dont wear sunscreen, they get sunburnt, except for black people.

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are having a baby. Even Stevie Wonder saw that one coming.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Why is minecraft so awesome? Because real life is boring as crap.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

Why did the chicken cross the road!? He was supposed to be dead! You are by far the most incompetent chicken assassin we've ever had. You're fired.

Knock knock.

What do Justin Bieber and Eminem have in common? They both need to get a life. I lied about Eminem.

A man walks into a bar so how many Jews were there when a man called Wellard ate a pizza. Balloons

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

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