- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

knock knock , who is there the postman the postman who ? the postman who is gonna give you a bill !

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

One girl said to her friends, "LOL guys wait for me." She ran to a pile of corpses. The girl was about to lose her sanity as she was in denial when her friends had died. She held hands of two of the corpses and smiled and pretended everything was ok.

A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

A girl walks into a bar and the bartender says, "why is your face so tan?" And she replies "I just got back from the beach."

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis

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