Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

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how do you make a plumer cry kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? because she had no arms. --- Knock, Knock Whos there? Not Sally.

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Christianity.

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What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

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Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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Who is John Galt?

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Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

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Your mother is such a whore that she engages regularly in acts of consensual but unprotected sex with various gentlemen.

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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