- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

This girl came up to me and said she recognized me from the vegetarian club. Her name was Jill.

Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

I hate long jokes -_-

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

Which is the rarest animal in the North pole? The Polaroid.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

What dinosaur makes honey? The Bee Rex.

what are you mike bibby?

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Sally had no arms. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

If you have 5 bucks and Chuck Norris has 5 buck you both have 5 bucks

boy and girl are flipping a coin, coin lands on heads, boy: get down bitch

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

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