- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

the joke below will not be as funny as this one.... hahaha other joke i just ruined you

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did John's girlfriend get him for their 5 year anniversary? Proactive because his acne bothers her.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Chuck Norris got hit by a train. It was a very bloody and sad incident and he will be missed.

What happens when you bite the head off of two animal crackers and make them play leap frog? Nothing. Quit playing with your food.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the world's greatest bowler say when he got a gutterball? "Spare me the irony!" Get it? It's because he's made of metal.

why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

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