What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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rent a cops

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A:Knock Knock B:It's open

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

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a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

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Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

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This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Your mom is so old that she has a lot of wrinkles because that's what happens to people when they get old.

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Did you hear about the man hear about the man who lost an arm and a leg in a car accident? He's alright now.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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What's brown and sticky? Dog turd

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

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What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

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Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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