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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Your momma is so fat, her doctor recommended exercising more and eating healthier.

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

why was the man afraid of the tree? Because it ate his mother!!!!!!

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

yesterday, a girl asked me why a guy is Bro if he bangs alot of chicks, and chicks are hoes if they do alot of guys. i said to her “well, if one key can open a lot of locks, then it is the master key. if a lock can be opened by alot of keys, then it’s a shittyass lock, isn’t it

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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