Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

What did one sausage say to the other? Nothing. Sausages don't talk...

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

There was a brunette, a blonde and a red head, They were all great friends!

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What do you call a man with leaves on his head? Steve, he's on camouflage training in the Army.

how do you turn your dishwasher into a garbage disposal? make her take out the trash.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

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i cant STAND cripple jokes

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

:Knock Knock :Who's there? :....... No one was there because they were ding dong ditchers.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

How did Sarah Offet win? He had no arms. Knock, knock? Whose there? Not Sarah Offet

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Which side of an ostrich has the most feathers? Obviously the outside! Who would be so low educated to even have the idea that an ostrich can have feathers on the inside of it's body?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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