- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? How would she know? shes blind, deaf and mute; and incapable of knowing what she received.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

jibby jobby

What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Terry's penis oh wait! what penis But I'm not a rapper

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

Emily Walker.

How many dead guys does it take to build a shed? None. The contractor did it for 40 dollars an hour using maple wood.

Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Q: Whats the first thing you see when you wake up? A: I don't know.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why is Texas so hot? The sun

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