- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

Why did the house burn down? Obama

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Guy- Wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah, it's too long. Girl- Wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Nah, you'll never get it.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

What is the sound of one hand clapping? I don't know you have a hand try it yourself lazy prick.

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