- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

You idiot.

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

A dog was barking at a tree

What came first, the chicken or the egg? This is a psychological question which the egg came from the chicken, but the chicken also came from an egg, so the world may never know exactly.

whats chinese noodles

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

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