A girl and her friend got into a fight. They both bled to death.

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What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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I'm a fork. Fork you!!

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what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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Why did the frog die? He had AIDS

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Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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Yo mama is so old, the bone structure of her spine has decayed significantly since she stopped growing and has therefore shrunken in height considerably. Her face and hands have accumulated abundant visual wear; wrinkles, and has arthritis as well.

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Niggas be like you ugly and you playing hard to get, yo ass already hard to want!

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

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I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

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when debbie meets downer

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A dyslexic blind man

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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a child swallows a cleaning product, why is he given chocolate milk? to make him happy before he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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