Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

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Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

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What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

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How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

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What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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a chinese man pays the full price

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What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

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How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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