- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the cancer patients last wish? For the pain to go away...Yolo...-Avery Scott Vartanian

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why can't you get a pterodactyl use the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

Why did the girl take a shower? Because she was dirty

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Rebecca Black

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did silly Billy with no arms get for Christmas ? Gloves.. why did silly billy fall off the swing? He got hit by a microwave.. Why did silly sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Whos there? Not sally..

Why did the boy fall off the zipline? He had no arms.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? A bike his parents bought him.

Q: What did the black man, the white man, the hispanic man, and the english man have in common? A: They all enjoyed broccoli.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

Why did the Mexican man grow a mustache? It wasn't his choice. Men naturally grow facial hair and he ran out of razors.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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