- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

Two fish are in a tank. The first one says, "How the heck do I drive this thing!".

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

There was a cat and a copy cat. the regular cat jumped off a cliff. How many cats are left? 2 Cats have 9 lives!!!

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you call two dog? dogs

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

Have you heard of the Armenian genocide? No? Me neither.

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

"Why can't you hear pterodactyl when it goes to the bathroom?" "Because the pee is silent?" "No, because they are dead, you idiot."

What starts with F and ends in UCK? The F word but im not allowed to say it.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

ever tried african food? they neither

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

11/9 Americans won't get this joke.

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