- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your momma's so fat that we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

What's worse then falling up the stairs? Ketchup

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why Didn't The Teenager Bring His Report Card Home to His Parents? Because He Was Murdered By Thugs Walking Home From School.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

They say time heals all wounds, yet my leg still had to be amputated.

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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