What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Hit him with an ax.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Knock Knock? Come in.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why couldnt hellen keller drive a car? because she was a woman

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

what has wheels and is red. A heart, i lied about the wheels.

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

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A guy walks into a bar, unfortunately for him, he walked in on a huge bar fight and managed to get the hell knocked out of him as he entered the door.

Whats funnier than a barrel full of dead babies? two barrels full of dead babies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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