- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

your mums so fat! "last time i heard that i fell of my dinosaur!!" Oh man are you ok?

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

Chuck Norris never shows emotion!!!... because he is a pragmatic person and thinks in a more logical manner.

Hey man. what? squidbillies.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

a man was walking out side to get the news paper what happened next he picked up the newspaper

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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