- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

What is white and re(a)d all over? White paper that is dyed red.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

Why did Susie fall off the swing?? ShE had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there? Not Susie

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? It got hit by a stone. Why did the second Koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by the first Koala. Why did the third Koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the Kangaroo die? It was hit by three falling Koalas.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting doctor. Interupting doc- You have aids.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

osama bin laden is dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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