What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

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Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? That's the joke.

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So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

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Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

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What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? The tea he was drinking was at an unsuitable temperature for consumption resulting in the scalding of his mouth.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm Schizophrenic And so am I.

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Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

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What do Sylvia Plath and a cake have in common? Nothing.

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Do you wanna build a snowman ? No.

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"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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