- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

A: How can you tell a tree is an aspen? B: 'Cause of the way it is.

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Gustavo Andrade

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

Women's Rights

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Joe:Hi Steve how was your day? Steve:Fine why do you ask? Joe:Because I am gay. Steve:Well if you are so happy tell your sister.

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

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