whats worse then being married to your dog eating your dog out

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

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roses are red, violets are blue, I got pneumonia so now I am too

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There was a golfer at the field where people usually golf. he had a golf club. so did the man next to him. The man i spoke of first hit the guy that was next to him with a golf club. Why? because he was angry at the man for shoving socks down his daughters throat and extracted her eyes with a melon scooper. This should not be humorous, the girl got blood and eye juice on her fathers new shoes when she came home.

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A man starts acting weird in a resturant, the waiter says "whats the problem sir?" The man says "I'm choking and I just died."

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Roses are red Violets are blue one plus one Equals two

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Why was it really gross when the blonde dove into the swimming pool? Because the swimming pool was full of phlegm!

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What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

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Where do cows get cultured? They don't, they get slaughtered first.

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Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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A sixty Year old man walks into a bank to rob it. He tells the bank teller, "Take the money and put it into a bag!" The teller told him, "Sir I don't have a bag." So the old man turns around and walks out.

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What did the Asian see when he went to Youtube.com? Youtube.com

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What's green and bounces? An envious kangaroo.

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haha

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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What do you call a spider with no legs? A spider.

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*insert corny "a man walks into a bar" joke here*

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It's likely that very few people will read this.

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Anti Joke

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