- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

what did the guy say before he went to kill the other guy? Im killing you

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

There's a priest, doctor, and blonde on a plane. At the end of the flight they all go their separate ways.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Have u seen stevie wonders new house? No. Niether has he

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Yo momma so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.

A: What do you call a female bombing the white house? Q: A terrorist

Want to hear a dirty joke? The horse fell in the mud

Why did the old man fall down the stairs and died? Because he had a stroke and never got life alert!

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

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