What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

Two men are walking along the Great Wall of China. "Do you know how many years it took to build this?" one man asked. "Yes," the other replied. "Me too."

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

This episode featuring an all new nonspeaking character, who never goes on screen.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

My Mom was strutting down the runway. Then she got trampled by a plane.

A blond, brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who tells them each one can have one wish. They all wish for the same thing, to be back home with their families.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

women's rights

WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

The EPA.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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