how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Why did the donkey cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? Heehaw!

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Whats 1+1? The answer!

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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I read the terms of service.

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What comes after Friday? A ?.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Why did Justin Bieber wake up Lady Gaga? He needed to ask her a question.

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Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

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How do you make a clown shut up? Throw a axe at it!!

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why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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