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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, little did he know it was a gay bar and a few of the regulars were drinking and got overly aggressive the unaware man was then forced into the bathroom and raped by the aggressive gay lovers

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

Q- what do you call a Jew swimming in the Antarctic? A- Dead, any man wouldn't survive swimming in water that cold

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia! Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia......

Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

A black man and a white man walk into a job interview. Neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

A man walked into a house, He never came back out as he fell down the stairs and snapped his neck, His family mourn him everyday.

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

A seal walks into a club.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

I cried because I had no shoes until I met a man with no feet... ...then I made fun of him and laughed.

John Cena

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