I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

I got on a bus, and immediately found that sitting on a bus is boring. I will never climb on top of a bus again.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

Your Mom The End.

Yo mama's so ugly, She cured cancer.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

Why was the black family eating at K.F.C? The food there is really good and they had a discount on the family bucket.

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

Roses are red Violets are blue I kinda have a bad memory What are we doing again?

whos a sick fuck? jake morris

You're a big fat monkey.

im watching you..

CAVE JOHNSON.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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