Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

Fat people

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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why did the boat float up to the sky? because everybody on it died including the boat...

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Police. She told me she was nineteen.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

How old are you? 7

How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

George Zimmerman walks into a bar .

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

oh no a butt!!!!!!!!!! your stubid oh wait your right ahhhhhhhhhh

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Roses are red Violets are blue Btw I have aids And now you too

Did you hear about that guy? He had a wonderful morning.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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