What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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This is funny.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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Penis

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America

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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A black guy, Jewish guy, Chinese guy and a normal guy walk into a bar. They were all normal but the race of the last guy could not be easily determined.

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Mexican? I dont care if you are Mexican or not really, it makes no difference to me, I know you, I seen you before. But seriously, I consider you a good friend and all, and it seems we both get along, but you know after stuff happens, are we still friends then or is this all just a mating game thing for you? You can be honest with me, I am a realist, and I kinda like the idea of,the day after tomorrow, wont deny that. Its just that I dont want to lose a good friend in the process, and if this is just you trying to score, then well, I guess its still nice knowing this side of you.

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A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Maths.

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What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

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a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Rylan Clark

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Dinosaurs are extinct.

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

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A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

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Hey look, I found a fire hydrant!

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

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Anti Joke

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