- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What did the girl say when she was hit by a train? Nothing she exploded on impact

One day little billy was wandering happily through the forest.He then trips and his legs disintegrate

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

3 out of 5 smokers die And apparently the other 2 become immortal

A midget walked under a bar.

this isn't meant to be a joke, but just letting all of you know, inside jokes don't count and kony jokes aren't funny

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

Why did timmy's face turn red? Early that morning Timmy was brutally attacked by the local street gang which proceeded to smack timmy's face with a baseball bat and smearing the blood with a dirty rag.

Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

What do you call 4 black men in a BMW? Successful Businessmen.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

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