Why didn’t the skeleton go to see a scary movie? Because skeletons don't have eyes, and can not watch movies.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

No soap radio

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

You know what happens when you plant a baby into the soil and give it lots of sun and water? It dies.

Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Knock knock. Who's there? AV. AV who? Asshole vison. Now that's Amusement Vision. (Remembering Amusement Vision...)

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? Dead.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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