- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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Roses are blue Violets are buckets this poem makes no sense Washing machines

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

Yo mama's so fat that she needs substantially larger clothes than most other people

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Dandelions are yellow

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

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so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Knock knock. Get out!!

Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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