- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

Why did the clown have a heart attack? He had long term heart problems.

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

Gus's mom

A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

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What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

Why did the cupcake walk into the bar? It can't it's a cupcake

Boxing on Boxing Day

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

Actually it was me Josh brown

Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

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