What did the man say after being hit by a bus? Nothing he is now dead.

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whats worse than jonny james obviously

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Yo momma so fat she's obese.

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yo mama so old that back in her school she didnt have history class

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

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How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

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You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

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What do you call a Koala bear that does not have a chin? A Koala bear.

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What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

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ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

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Why did the black guy buy a bucket of KFC? Because he was hungry

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How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

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What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

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What's black and White and black and White? A nun falling down a stairs

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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