- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man sits on the toilet to take a shit And is surprised to find the next door neighbours dog in the toilet.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

5 Italian guys from Long Island

whats brown and booky a book.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

Whats a joke with no meaning? This one

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

A man dressed as a woman gets hit in the nuts they fall to the ground in pain

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

What did the Christian say to the atheist? "Even though we don't share the same beliefs, I think it's great that we can still be good friends."

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