What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

So a blonde walks into a wall...

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Whats funnier than 1 dead baby? 2 Dead babies

what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house. "Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "The chicken"

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's your star sign? Cancer. Oh you're gonna die. AWKWARD.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Q: Playstation 4 or Xbox One? A: Both of them are specialized desktop computers used to play video games. It makes no sense to argue or attempt to make any distinction, as they are the exact same thing.

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a man holding a shotgun was chasing him

A horse walks into a bar. "Rough day?" says the bartender. UUUNNNHHHHH!

What do family members and a loaf of bread have in common? If you smash them with a hammer they die.

who is not good looking? mon morello

How did Bob survive the plane crash? He didn't

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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