- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

kill yourself

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Well no, thats not true, sorry, I mean I GET THAT ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

Why did the KFC worker dislike his job? He was paid lower than minumum wage due to the plummeting economy.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

What's funnier than a joke book? 2 joke books.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Why did the Japanese boy drop his sushi? He was hit by a tsunami

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

a man checks his mypsace

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

why should you not go to sleep in public? Because that's how you get raped.

Why did george washington not make it to the prom? because george washington is dead

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

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