Q: Where does Cher sit? A: I have no idea.

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

Knock knock? Who's there? John. John who? John who is hospitalized in critical condition because he was struck by a ladder.

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

"I see" said the blind man to the deaf man... On the phone

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

BIG PENIS

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

JUST KIDDING^

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What do your mum and dad have in common Not much your dads dead

Doctor: I got bad news and worse news Patient: Whats the bad news? Doctor: You have 24 hours to live Patient: Whats the worse news? Doctor: Your mom died this morning

What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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