- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

Why was 7 afraid of 6? It saw what 6 and 9 do when they're together.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

A woman is carried out of a bar.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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