What did the black guy say when after he jumped in the pool? Wow, its kinda chilly.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the red apple say when it saw a black man an irish man, and an asian walk into a bar? nothing apples cant talk.

whats black and strange a paki

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

Your mamma's so dumb, she's had problems functioning in society, due to illiteracy problems, and a general incomprehension of her surroundings and own thoughts.

Whats louder than a dinosaur? 2 Dinosaurs

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

I dig, you dig, we dig, they dig, he digs, she digs, everybody digs. Guys, it's not a very profound poem, but it's deep.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

what did the little girl with cancer get for christmas? cancer

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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