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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

Duncan walks into a bar and is greeted by his friends Eric and Tom. Duncan tells them that his wife left and took the kids. Duncan then goes home and hangs himself.

what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

You: Ask me if I like lasagna. Them: Do you like lasagna? You: No.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree. B: Are you a tree? A: psh, no! gives offended look and walks away

How to trick hundreds or religious people to drink cyanide? You establish a religious community in which you establish a ritual of drinking Kool-Aid once a day and one day switch the Kool-Aid with cyanide.

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

How do you make an idiot in suspense?

what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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