- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot. WOW your racist!

Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an African? A baby.

no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

What did the man say after he was shot? Nothing, because the bullet hit the man with so much impact that he instantly died and was unable to talk at the current time. Others in the surrounding area walked by as if nothing was there.

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