A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

Why can't Tommy ride his bicycle? Because Tommys' bike has a missing pedal.

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is long hard and woody? A tree.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a car? A. Four, I drive a Volkswagen Jetta

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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