why do ducks have webbed feet? to stomp out fires. why do elephants have flat feet? to stomp out the burining ducks.

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roses are red violets are blue they really are

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Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

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Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

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How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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flavin's head

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What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

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knock knock!? . . No.

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

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What's Black, white, green, and red? To bloody zebras fighting over a pickle

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Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

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Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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NASCAR

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

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