Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

why did katy fall off her bike?

Why did Lisa fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms... A: Knock Knock B: Whos there? A: Definitely not Lisa....

THIS ONE TIME MY DOG ATE A WHOLE CHEESECAKE

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Today if my birthday, and I got given the Anti Joke Book! Happiness!

what is the name of the book that helen keller wrote LADIUFgSLDGFhalkjgfvcgh

A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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