Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

Robin, get in the car, please.

How do you write an anti-joke? With the keyboard Or voice recognition software

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Knock, Knock Who's There

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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