- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a group of people that has an N, an I, two Gs, an E and an R that have no souls? Gingers.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. At least that's what I've heard, I'm blind.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why did Zayne have no friends? Because he is retarded.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

As far as I know, the day after tomorrow is going to be YOUR lucky day, because you will be tasting sausage for the first time with your lower lips... No seriously, you cant be virgin, you can tell me the truth, you like 24 or something?

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket. What's blue and looks like a bucket? A red bucket in disguise.

What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

Why did the man with no arms fall of his bike? Someone threw a washing machine at him

The awkard moment when you realize you either have cancer, are pregnant, or a combination of the two.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house?. No, Well neither has he...

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

A man jumped off a cliff. He died.

Whats the difference between a nigro and a nigro... They are both BLACK!

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

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