Chuck Norris.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

A Jew man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Your mama's so fat, she can't even find clothes that fit her well.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

Why was Johnny sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

How do you confuse a Muslim? - Rub his belly.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Do you know whats a joke? Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

whats 7+4? 74

Win industrial estate, Newry

why did the clown cross the road? to kill everyone in the dark knight midnight premiere

Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

What is white and square? A ping pong block

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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