Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

Justin with a hat.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

Why did the genie not grant the man his 3 wishes? Genies don't exist, only vampires live in lamps.

A sloth walked into the dentists he was confused

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Your moms so dumb that she has cancer..... wait thats racist

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh good I thought you wouldn't make it.

what to call someone thats gay zak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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