The EPA.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

when placing the bolt in the side of the metal rememb............ shit wrong book ........................................................................

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the magician die when he tried to escape from the handcuffs underwater? Because he drowned and failed his magic trick.

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

So one time there was this woman learning...

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Woman rights.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

why aren't black people real? they are. just because they are less visible at night makes no difference.

once you go black your credit goes wack

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

Did you hear the one about the streetlight? It only came on at night.

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