- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

You're in the middle of the ocean and you see a roller coaster. What color is the penny? Tree.

John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Q: what did Timmy get for his 8th birthday A: killed MR

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

What is funnier then a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown!

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Robin, get in the batmobile

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why is the white man sad? Because he watched the titanic

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

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