- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

Why did the McCann's parent's leave the window's and doors open? Because Portugal is a very hot climate, And they expected the place they were staying to be safe as lot's of tourist's stay there throughout the year.

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

What is worse than banging your knee on the coffee table? Tripping over one of the legs and smacking your head on the floor, causing a severe concussion.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

I had friends on the Death Star.

Swag.

Why did the girl with a striped ball fall over? She was a victim of a drive-by shooting.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

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