- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

What do you call a doctor without a head? Deceased

Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no? sense Microwave

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

How do you make an egg laugh? You can't. Eggs are inanimate objects which are incapable of emotion, thus laughter.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Why did the little girl only walk half way across the street She fell into a man hole and died

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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