hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

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what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

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Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

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Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

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Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

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why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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sweating like antoni with a girl

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Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

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You are walking down the street. You see 3 black people and you don't talk to them because they are complete strangers.

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pobody's nerfect

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My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

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Women's rights

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

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Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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