Whats the similarity between a rabbit and a grape? There both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why did Sara fall off the swing? Sara had no arms! Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sara!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

How do you get an Orphan's hands to bleed? Tell them to clap till daddy gets home.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

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How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

When life gives you a hamburger, you know you're at Mr. Life's Hamburger Stand on 8th Avenue.

How do you confuse a blonde? Beat her with a spatula while in a mankini with a dildo up your ass!

Q.what do you call a dead baby? A. a dead baby

Q: Why did the baby cry when it came out of the moms stomach? A: The doctor dropped it!

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Knock Knock Come in! :)

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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