- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

a skinny sumo wrestler

Q: What does a giraffe say to the other giraffes? A: Nothing, giraffes do not have vocal cords and are therefore unable to make any sounds, much less speak; not to mention a giraffes brain is far to underdeveloped to talk in a spoken language.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb? MORE GUNS!

What do you do when a red gorilla comes running at you with 7 dominoes in his hand Ask him to stop

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

whats worse than getting raped by ben rothlesburger well rape-victims claim that rape has ruined their lives and most of them go into deep depression and need therapy so maybe the only worse thing is getting raped again by kobe ---sticksack

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

What is brown, white, and red all over? A part asian part white guy covered in blood after having her girlfriend have her period while they were having sex in a club in alaska near a military school that was abandoned and is now haunted but justin bieber took care of that.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

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