Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

why did the asian man get straight A's? because he worked hard and studied everyday

What is the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? A dolphin is not a ghost

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

What do you call a bright orange fish? A gold fish.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

What do you call a black man that has just gotten out of jail? A former criminal who has served his time in prison and is now trying to redeem himself by becoming a respectable member of his community

your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

Why did? Yes

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

How many owls can you fit in a bath tub?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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