- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

AIDS.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

What a wonderful life!!! gunshot

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Mike: Johnny pass me the sauce Johnny: I can't pass you the sauce Johnny could pass Mike the sauce as he has no arms and Mike kept on asking as he has short onset alzheimer's.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Why did the chicken cross the roard? There were no cars in the immediate vacinity and the chicken therefore came to a logical conclusion that it was a rational theorem on which crossing the road could be based.

Two gay men are seen walking down a street in Texas. Actually now that I think about it homosexuality is pretty much outlawed in Texas. Two gay men are thrown into a Texan Jail where they spend the rest of their lives, cold hungry and alone.

Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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