Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

Asian women drivers...

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

Okay.

why was the stone green? I dont know thats why im asking -_-

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

What would happen if the whole world farted at once?

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

su algato es en fuego

what did jacob say to coach a joke

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

A muslim paints Mohammed

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

MOTHER OF GOD!! What is this horse doing in here?!

One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

LeBron James: Kobe, i got a ring will you stop making fun of me? Kobe Bryant: Yes Kobe and Michael Jordan: LeBron asked if he gets a ring if we'll stop making fun of him LeBron James: Hey Kobe why didn't you answer when i called? Kobe Bryant: Sorry, I only heard it ring once

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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