- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

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What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Knock knock. Who's there? Andy. You're late, I've been piss-arsing about waiting for you to get here.

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Did you hear about the three Arabs that hijacked a plane? They drove it into the Pentagon.

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

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