Yo mamas so fat when she was standing on a scale a girl walked by and said hey thats my phone number! Yo mamas so fat she broke the family tree!

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How many People does it take to change a lightbulb? One

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

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Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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Roses are Red And sometimes yellow My mother is mellow I have terminal cancer. I also fisted my grandpa's anus last night

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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How do you call a black person in KFC? By a Phone.

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How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

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Q:What did the homeless guy say to the business man on the cell phone A: Nothing because he doesn't want to disturb his phone call

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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"Where are my shoes?" asked the man. "On your feet," I replied. "You are a paraplegic and have no feeling from the waist down."

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What do you call a fat guy running on the street? Nothing because you should respect his effort trying to improve his health.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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