A Muslim, a Jew and a Christian are on an airplane talking about religion. The Jew tells the Christian he believes in a single holy entity. The Christian says he believe Christ is the Son of that very same entity. The Muslim says "When can I get out of this room?" because he's been detained at the airport due to religious profiling.

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What do you call a blonde that just got hit by a school bus? Dead.

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--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

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How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

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What do you call a Mexican guy in America? A Mexican American

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the lemon was sweet.

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You Know what worse than having 10 Kids? Having Eleven

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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SUCK MY NUTS

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

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What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

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How do you make an emo kid cry? He already is.

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What's funnier than 100 dead babies? Everything.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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Why did the atheist start snoring in his sleep? He has a naturally small airway and fairly large tonsils.

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How did the blonde trip the brunette? She stuck out her foot

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How do you make a plumer sad? You kill his children.

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

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What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

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why did the homeless man die? because everyone does.

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Q: What's purple and flies? A: Super Grape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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