A guy walks into a bar, and then is hit with the full force of all the things he never did in life, of how he wasted his younger years chasing a bigger paycheck rather than trying to live life, and all the love he wasted on people who didn't care about him. He begins to cry as his first drink arrives, and orders many more as the night passes. He loses his keys as he leaves and stumbles home in a drunken stupor, contemplating suicide.

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JAMIE STEGMAN IS A MASSSIVE DERP Jess Pots. YOUR A NOOB

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How many feet are in a yard? It depends how many people are in the yard.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, If you think Violets are blue you're an idiot because they're called violets for a reason.

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yay for the idiot that posted "whats white, sticky and yummy? milk". WTF dude? milk has never been sticky and good at the same time and its never going to be. infact, ive never known milk to be sticky, maybe after such a long period of being spoiled the milk becomes somewhat sticky, but your attempt at creating a perverted joke that wasnt in anyway funny or even close to being correct was so poor i feel the need to post this and hope you read it and decide returning to school would be beneficial to the rest of your life. I guarantee everyone who reads your post about milk being sticky is thinking something pretty similar to what i am.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

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What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

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How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

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what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

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what do you call a gay guy in a sleeping bag? a fruit roll-up. GET IT? because gay guys like fruit roll-ups.

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Whats big and blue and white and if it falls from a tree its sure to kill you. A fridge with a denim jacket on.

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what is orange and sounds like a parrot a carrot

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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How did the Jew survive the holocaust? He didn't, he died.

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Anti Joke

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