Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? .The Police The Police who? ..The Police The Police who? ...The Police The Police who? ....The Police The Police who? .....The Police The Police who? ......The Police The Police who? .......The Police The Police who? ........The Police The Police who? .........The Police The Police who? ..........The Police The Police who? Forget this. *Gunshot*

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What is green and looks like a blue car? A Green car

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why did the fisherman go to Alaska? The commercial fishing business is strong there and it was a sound financial decision.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with a road? To get to the other side.

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why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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Not a joke.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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What do Ash Ketchum and Peter Francis Geraci have in common? Absolutely nothing.

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what's worse then a blowjob?

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The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

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knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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