- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

A frog goes to a lake. he meets a photographer , the frog ask him ( can you take a picture of me? he says: sure ...say cheese.... then the frog said :....yogurt

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

You know how they say cats have nine lives? They don't.

Why did the black man get laid off? His company was no longer doing well and he was not needed.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

knock knock who's there? your destiny

I thought about taking a nice warm shower, but then I realized that the power was out and it would probably be a cold shower.

Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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