- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because the 99p mcdonalds mayo chicken was popular in the coop.

Skinny people fart less.

How do you stop a bus from hitting you?? You throw small children to impede the progress of the bus.

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

what has 911 got in commen with most bank robberies? all r inside jobs

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

Knock knock the family is on vacation and doesn't answer

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

what did the chinese man say to the other asian? he said ??????

Why does Hilter hate Jews? He's incapable of hating because he's dead.

knock knock who's there peedo peedo who scissors

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