- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

roses are red violets are blue your moms a whore thats it

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Why does Tim Teblow love men? Logan Cole told him to.

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

black people

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Why did the chicken cross the traffic filled road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? Chicken delivery.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

Knock Knock The guy opens the door

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

What did the cat say to the bird? Nothing. It's a cat.

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