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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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What did the boy with asthma say to his friend I can't breath

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How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

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cats are pussies

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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Politics

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Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

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sucks Syntax...

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* anti-punchline

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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