once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

Q: Why does a zebra have stripes? A: Because Sarah Jessica Parker is a horse.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Help me I need to know how to cook a human fetus by tomorrow does anyone know any good recipes?

.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

How does Fred drink his milk? -computer

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

your so homosexual you go to a gay bar every couple of weeks so you get the social acceptance you need.

Rachel: Wanna hear a conundrum? Robby: Sure! Racheal: Vampire Value card.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? -- Because it was dead Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? -- Because it was stapled to the squirrel

How do you kill a black man There is many ways

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

A black guy and a Hispanic guy are in a car together. Who's driving? The black guy.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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