why did the man beat his wife? why not?

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

What Did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

knock knock who`s there me oh come in

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

I'm not gay (phrase) - A phrase commonly used by straight men.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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