- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

what do you call a old guy who touches children? my dad

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

so a horse walks into a bar and the bartender syas why the long face and the horse says naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

what does I.C.T mean when a teacher says it it means I cant teach

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Neither did she.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

Why is 13 the most hated number? 13 is Jewish.

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

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