- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get Helen Keller to keep a secret? You politely ask her not to tell anyone.

What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

I baked tonight. What did you bake? Brownies. What kind of brownies? Chocolate.

I have a great knock knock joke. You start. Go.

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

A captain crashes his boat into a rock. He has the option to save to save his wife or his best friend. He saves neither and drowns.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Katniss: Don't worry Prim, your not getting picked for the reaping this year! Effie: First Tribute, Primrose Everden! Katniss: Oh sh*t.

what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

Q: what is an anti-joke? A: Coffee Volvos

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

Hey, do you want to play the rape game ? NO! That's the spirit

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

so the weather's nice...

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

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