-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

What did the fish say when it was being fried? That's crazy, fish can't talk.

I named my son ps2 controller

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

Some guy pretends to be Santa on the street. He touches a little girl and says "It's okay i'm Santa" So the pedophile Santa molestes the little girl. The little girl goes home and says that Santa touched her so the parents go looking for this guy. And then they find out he died of a heart attack.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

why did justin go to maddie parris house to fuck her.....

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... *next house* T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

there once was a black man who played basketball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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