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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats sad about a black man killing himself? That shaft DVD that he rented will probably be late now.

Q: Why wasn't the baby playing with his blocks? A: Because his face was stapled to the floor

Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

?"i'm so turned on right now." - horny light bulb

What did tyler say to Jake? My pussy is wet jew

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

can you touch your toes? no

N-E Pats never cheated

why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

Billy was so silly that he named his pet zebra Spot.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REDD REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED REED................................that is all LOL

What did one Platypus say to the other Platypus? Nothing, Platypuses can't talk. However, they are the only mammal to lay eggs.

What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

What did the mother do when she found out the baby was stillborn? Gave it a proper burial, grieved for months and became a shell of her former self.

How many ants are in the kitchen? None. We killed them all.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

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