Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? We are, now open the door! Wait im masturbating!!

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse responds "I have cancer"

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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Eating food: Ugh disgusting! Taking a dump later: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Man, you are doing it wrong... Waterworld was a pretty dry movie, I mean when are they gonna start making movies with a bit of wet humor for a change? SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ME WHEN I SAY I AM NOT SERIOUS!

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A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

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Your mother is so stupid that she claimed the pole ran into her.

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Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Drown it in vinegar.

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it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

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Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

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Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

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Have you heard the joke about the cat? No Are you kitten me

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A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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Menstrual jokes aren't funny. Period. Neither are 9/11 jokes. Just plane wrong Same with cripple jokes. Can't stand them I don't see why Helen Keller jokes are funny

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What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

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What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why'd the Squirrel fall out of the tree? Cause it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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