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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "Doc my leg really hurts when I poke it like this." The doctor replies, "Yes, that is a knife."

Roses are red, violets are blue, if you had a pulmonary embolism, you would be too

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Knock knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Mike Davis from across the street. Come in.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

You know whats worse than finding a fly in your soup? 9/11

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

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