A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

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Adam Fantuzzi loves stroking jacobs small penis

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What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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A dinosaur is walking down the street. He is soon confronted by a human. The human says to the dinosaur, "Hey, your a dinosaur." Which the dinosaur replies with, "Yes, yes i am." The dinosaur then stands there for a few seconds wondering why he is in the same time period as the human. And as to why a dinosaur would talk.

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Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

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A man accidentally chops his thumb off while preparing his dinner for the night. He immediately calls an ambulance and has his thumb preserved which is later reattached back onto his hand. He then continues his dream career as a solo pianist.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

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What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

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What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

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A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

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Why couldn't timmy brush his hair? He had leukaemia

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

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a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

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Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

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How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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