Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. His death was mourned by his wife and three children who wished he would not have been so reckless.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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do,Nt loagh at me I has dislecqsia

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What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

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What would have happend if martin Luther king was white? I don't know he wasn't so it's irrelevant

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Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

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Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

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What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

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A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

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Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy jump off a bridge. Who hits the ground first? It doesn't matter. They are all going to die.

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What did the tractor say to the farmer? Nothing, tractors don't talk

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPFTeHEsAS4 You will not be disappointed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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