Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Of course, the capacity to create a better society, is well within the natural limits of humankind, we do not need Gods in order to be strong, honorable kind, respectful, and so on, we do not need empty promises. We only need, to use our potential as humans, believe in it, and do our best only, if we desire the best results, take care of those that suffer, and believe that they will be there for us when we need them. We can all do it, humanity, yet choosing a lifestyle where we become peasants or soldiers, all promised happiness AFTER we have lived our lives, is what the people have decided. This is the extent of the average man and woman, even if it is far beyond the power of humanity.

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I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

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Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

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knock knock whos there boo boo who why are you sad my wife has cancer

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Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

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A black guy walks into a bar orders his drink and could not do it in a more civilized way

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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Guest what? Dog

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is

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Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

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A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

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Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon..... so he can eat it.

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Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

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What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

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What did the old man say? Im old

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How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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