ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is a escaped mental patient that thinks 6 betrayed him

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

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Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

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Jamie Oliver eats a chip

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why was the little boy crying? He had dead mice shoved up his asshole.

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E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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why didn't the girl show up for school? because she was dead

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

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A man is playing pacman, on his last life, and is cornered. He inserts another coin in the slot.

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A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

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What's got four legs but can't move by itself? A chair.

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