- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Well this is pointless.....

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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