What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

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whats funny? this joke. just kidding. your face.

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How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

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was gonna write a really funny "anti-joke" about two dogs and some spagetti but decided instead to tell you about how hard my life is and how much i hate getting up in the morning and just keep you wondering about the spaggetti and the dogs while i kill myself and it all a sudden makes sense as the two dogs are eating my shattered brain that looks like spaggetti wich leaves me wondering , am i spelling spaggetti right?

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When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

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What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

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i knew this one arab, who was so arab that there was nothing funny about him

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

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What's the difference between a picnic table and a Mexican? A picnic table can support a family of four.

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Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

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What is a jew in space? Dead

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Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What do you call someone who's father is black (born in Kenya), mother is white (born in Canada), and was himself born in Australia? Someone with tri-citizenship

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Why didnt the man make it to work? Because he was in a fatal car accident.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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