- Anti Joke

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

Why was 6 afraid of seven? well if 7 8 9 then what happened to the rest?

Q: What did the dog say to the owner when he took him to the vet? A: Nothing. It's a dog. It can't talk.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Butterfly is standing on a flower. Cow comes and steps on that flower

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

I am a women

Microwave

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.