- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there the hospital staff your mom just died of AIDS

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why didn't the chef serve the black guy his food? Because he wasn't a waitor.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

What's the difference between a dead baby and my girlfriend? My girlfriend is alive and 19 years older.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a refrigerator? Open a refrigerator and you will find food, typically refrigerated food like milk, eggs, you know, stuff like that.... When you open Donald Trump you will be charged with murder.

There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane..."

A man and a cucumber walk into a bar. They sit three seats away from each other and intermediately give nervous looks to one another. Finally the man stands up and declares "I hate bar jokes" and walks out.

What do you call a man with no arm or legs lying in front of a door? Idk, but how did he get there, and where is his aid to help him get out of this situation?

Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

Wats rong with yo leg.....

If there are 2 narwhals and two apples, why is each of the narwhals happy? Because each is a narwhal.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Someone told me once, but i had terrible memory so I had them tell me again.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other is a baby.

What did Abraham lincoln do after getting assassinated? Certainly not riding a bike thats for sure.

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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