- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one says "Boy, it sure is hot in here." The second one says "Holly shit! A talking muffin!" As muffins generally don't talk.

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Mommy, Mommy, I don't like Daddy! Well leave him on the side of the plate and eat your peas instead!

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did the dead guy say to the other guy? "You murdered me." How did he hear the dead guy? He was dead too.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

What did the man say to the butterfly? To the butterfly? Nothing. He was probably talking to himself.

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