- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock!! Who's there? Dyphis, say goodbye to your kids.

Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

A bar walks into a man. The drink orders a bartender. And then the money walks home. End The.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

Guess what? What. This joke isn't funny

How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Orchids are white, Sunflowers are yellow

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

What do you call a man with no arms in the middle of the ocean? Mike.

Dad: hi son Kid: (looks sad and looks at the ground) Dad: what's wrong son. Kid:I raped a girl. Dad:Who? Did you rape son! Kid:mom.

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