- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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What's 2+2? Fish

baloney sandwich

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's the point of going to college? There is none.

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

HURT

Q: What do you get when you put an ice cube, a grasshopper, a cell phone battery, and a human finger in a freezer? A: A very strange mix of objects indeed.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A Hispanic, a Caucasian, and an African American walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of a joke?"

What is grey and cannot fly? A parking lot.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

i have two hands.

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

Why is there a corpse in this TV box? Bob was never a great skydiver.

What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A guy walks into a bar. I didn't see anything else.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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