Will you please answer one question for me? "Yes" Thank you. -walk away-

Why was the clown in red shoes wearing skis? Because he likes to ski in red shoes, and he's a clown

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

Your mom is so fat, I do not see how she can possibly wipe effectively.

Roses are Orange Violets are Green I'm Colorblind..

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What do you call Americans Watching Canadians? Hockey

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

Why is Wednesday a bad day? Because at some point, Monday will come around again.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

LOL we are spamming this site too much!

Hobos are like Obama they want change.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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