Sally has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Q: What's circlular and has two hands? A: A skinny person, i was kidding about the circular part!

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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jesus can walk on water but chuck norris can swim through land

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society

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Roses are red, Violets are purple.

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Boy: Excuse me, do you have a cigarette? Man: First let me see your ID. Boy: I don't have an ID Man: Well, how much money do you have? Boy: 50 cents Man: Sorry, I don't have any cigarettes. Boy: Good job, I'm actually undercover cop and you sir are a good citizen for not giving a minor cigarettes. Man: Cool, do I get a reward? Boy: Yes, you will receive a good citizen award and free $50 coupon. Man: Thank you! Boy: Can I have a cigarette now? Man: I wasn't lying when I said I didn't have any cigarettes. Boy: Okay, have a nice day.

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"Wise old man, what is the meaning of life?" "I don't know why do people think old people are so wise these days?"

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am staraiL so dont touch me!!!!!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "I just found out I have AIDS"

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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Why did the person write an antijoke? To get to the other side

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How are friends and bananas alike? If you peel their skin and eat them they die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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