whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

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Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

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what's worse than the holocaust? nothing.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What did the black man do after the white guy told a racist joke? Laugh

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Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

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Where was Susy after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? His car was parked across the street.

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Why is purple the best color. Cuz icecream has no bones

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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