- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

Your mum is so fat, she is likely to do die before my mum.

your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

What's the difference between 10,000 dead babies and a Farari? I don't have a Farari in my garage.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

What's black, blue, red, green, white, purple, orange, yellow, etc.? Last I checked, a bunch of colors

A boy askes santa for a baby brother. Santa says give me your mom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

how do you wake up a cat? you break it.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

Do you still got what it needs to become a better leader than me Nero?

Why did the boy fall over? Because he got hit by a car. Follow forever.art7 on Insta.

God Nero, Marry me now! I removed the nose thingie but it wont stop.

I supported my sisters decision to get an abortion. Still would have been cool to be a dad :/

If a small quiz is a quizicle then what is a small test? A quiz.

Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

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