- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Your momma is so stupid your momma forgot that jesus did exist and has been proven by historians to have existed

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

A religion is like a penis. They are both nouns.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

why did the doctor go to jail? he was found guilty of the murder and rape of a 6 year old boy.

So, a Vulcan walks into a bar... and he doesn't say anything, because Vulcan's suppress their emotions.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

WOKE UP THIS MORNING AND SAW PROSTITUTE OUT THE WINDOW AND SAID GRANDMA GRANDMA CAN I GO PLAY WITH THAT PROSTITUTE SHE SAID NO YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME BECAUSE I'M A PROSTITUTE TOO

What's worse than beating a dead horse? Nothing. Beating a horse is just too much fun

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