What is black, white, and red all over? A zebra that was shot by poachers.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Your neighbor

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what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

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Where's Stevin Hawkins? He went for a walk.

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Two men are talking: Bob: "Do you like fishsticks?" Joe: "Yes I do." Bob: "Your a gay fish."

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Why is Lindsay Lohan out of prison? No, I'm asking.

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

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roses are red , violets are blue, lick my dick , or lick my dick

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so i can text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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Knock knock Go away

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What junk did she have in her trunk? Mcdonalds because shes fat as hell.

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Why did the teacher give out homework? she is a teacher

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

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whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Q: If two lesbians are in a relationship, who makes the sandwiches? A: They both do.

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Why isn't Pluto a planet? Because it mutilated my dog

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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Anti Joke

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