What's Black, White, and Red all over? A Cow in a giant blender...

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why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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whos the most unprodutive person ever not hitler her helped over populatin and got rid of the jew they multiply like jews anyways

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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Roses are black Violets are black I would love to see A knife in ur back

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

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What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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No it doesnt..

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An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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