- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

a man dropped a bar of soap in the shower. He immediately picked it up and finished washing himself. He then got dressed and left the gym.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

Why did the cow cross the road? He probably saw a delicious looking patch of grass on the otherside.

Whats red and goes round and round? A baby in the garbage disposal

Who would be an amazing GOP VP? Chris Christie -Mitt Romney

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What did the potato say to the man It said nothing it is a potato

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black And so was six because they were written with black pen

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

How meny Jews can you fit in an ash-tray? None. There to big

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

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