What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Why do so many people like writting really bad anti jokes? Said Santa Claus

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

What do you call a fish without an eye? A fsh

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

John: Hey Debbie, do you wanna go see a movie with me? Dina: My name is Dina

The cream, it is coming

why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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