What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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What's brown and hides in the closet? The Diarrhea of Anne Frank.

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Daniel is a fag

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LET'S PLAY CARDS SHUFFLE THE DECK *person with a deck-patio* no please don't

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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why did the bus hit the kid? he dropped his ice cream.

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What do a baby and popcorn have in common? They both pop in an explosive manner when put in a microwave and both can be consumed by the person who may have put the baby and popcorn in it so if you think this is funny then you have some problems and i will shortly in some period of time when my schedule is cleared refer you to a licensed psychologist and we will make an appointment for you.

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

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A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

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What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

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How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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