- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

"knock knock" "whos there?" "pizza delivery!"

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Man 1: Ask me if im a flower Man 2: "are you a flower?" Man 1: if i was a flower do you think i could talk? man 1 was wondering why man 2 was so uneducated

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack, due to her poor eating habits.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer,

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

batman farted so hes retarded

An old man walks into a movie theater, has a stroke, and dies as his family screams for help and attempts to revive him to no avail.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim? Our faiths are actually derived from the same Judeo base.

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