- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

women's rights

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

What do a mole and an eagle have in common? They both can fly except for the mole

What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

1.....2.....3.....boom you died

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

Vagina cream... end of story

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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