- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

How long does it take to acheive a superbowl win? However long it takes you.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

What did Santa say when he fell down? Ouch

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what is the difference between two trees? it doesn't matter because motorcycles don't have doors

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

I AM YOUR SALVATION! And you are my poopstain

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

Whats funnier than a black guy dieing? Everything thats not funny

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

If I am from Texas, where are you from? You know the answer? HOLY SH*T! YOU ARE A GENIUS!

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

rocky is staring at us from outside...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She is a woman ... Who is blind, deaf and mute Therefore considered a danger to herself And those around her.

whats the difference between an orange and a dead baby? one is a tasty treat and the other is an orange

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