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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

Your momma's so fat, she died on the operating table during her bypass surgery.

There was a man with a job and kids. One day he came home from his job and went to sleep. He never woke up because it turns out he had a heart attack.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

Why did the black person jump the fences? because he was in a relay race.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

roses are red violets are blue cover me im goin in

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

Was the last joke funny? Because this one isn't.

I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

What's better than winning a gold at the paralympic Walking

Why do gingers have red hair? Its genetically encoded in their DNA

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

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