- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Leena sleep with Ole? Because she thought him to be a dumb, ugly, Scandinavian.

Why did the girl go fishing? Because she was the bait

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What is yellow and can shot? A Banon.

What did one salt shaker say to the other salt shaker? Nothing, Salt shakers are merely used to add flavor to foods.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry show me your tits!!

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What had 82 eyes, 7 mouths, and sings the blues? Nothing, the described creature does not exist.

Two black guys are seen running out of a convenient store. They've just received word that two planes crashed into the twin towers, both their sons worked maintenance on the 73rd floor.

What´s Green and turns Red at your Finger Tips? Frog in a Blender.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

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