Your Face... It's Beautiful.

Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

You know what I am gonna come up with that could potentially make me millions of dollars? An idea that could potentially make me millions of dollars.

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

What did the black boy get for Christmas? Black people don't celebrate Christmas.

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

What do you call a fish with 6 legs? A fish with 6 legs.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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