Whats The difference between a soccer mom and a pit bull? One's a dog ones a human. 363\

What did Raymond say when josh ate him? Nothing because Raymond was dead.

Womans baksetball...

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

A Black Guy, A Rabbi, And A Mexican walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says "Get Outta Here We're Closed!"

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

I love alchohol!

tommy is retared

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and gets shot.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

girl. have you seen my duck man. yes he is with me right now girl rely you have him man. yes in my diner girl. d.i.c.k. man.f u

U are with a jew a Christian and a muslim, you walk in chicken shop, thw lights close, and all of a sudden, hitler and a vampire pop up. Which one do you kill? The jew.

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Knock knock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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