- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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why was the toddler sad? he was diagnosed with cancer after his dog was put down because it raped and murdered his parents

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

What did the white guy say to the two black guys? I like oreos.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What starts with F and ends with U-C-K? Firetruck

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Wanna know what I don't get? I was gonna say yo face, but that would be mean.

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

Why did the boy drop his peanuts and crackerjacks? He had a sudden heart attack and died at the age of 10

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

How do chinese people call the firemen? By phone.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

A man takes his girlfriend ice skating on a lake. As they are ice skating she says "we should go back home and fu..." At this point they fall through a thin spot on the ice and they both drown in the lake. Fish ate their dead bodies

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends Plot Twist It was a dream He has no friends.

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