why was the teenage girl crying? She was molested as a child

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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It's okay, I got the yogurt.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer and the other is a watermelon.

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If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

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Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

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If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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What do you call a window you can see throu? A window.

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a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, not fucking blue.

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

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why does the gay guy like anal-sex? because he's gay.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

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What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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