- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

a dyslexic made a dessert. it was a bit dry.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

homosexual

How do you tell if an alien had been in your house? All your lightbulbs are gone and your fridge is pregnant.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

Why did Billy fall off the slide? Someone threw a refridgerator at his face.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

If you listen to Justin Beiber all day long, what do you become? Very hungry and thirsty. And you need to go to the restroom.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate you so suck on poo.

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

I got a boner from the waitress touching my shoulder, please dislike this

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

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