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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

roses are read, violets are blue. i have alzheimers and Jill came tumbling down.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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