What did the anorexic order for dinner? Nothing

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

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Why was Jimmy so bad at jumping rope? His father's car ran over an IED back in 2009. Jimmy had lost his legs in a tragic explosion.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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what is black and blue and hates sex? the ten year old in my trunk.

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WHO THE FUCK IS NERO AND THAT BITCH THAT CLAIMS TO BE NOT NERO BUT NOT NEROMETAL OR WHATEVER? THEY BOTH CLAIM TO BE THE FUCKING MORAL MAN? I STARTED MY RISE TO INFAMY FOR LIKE... Fuck, when I was still studying, it was a fucking social project to prove that others opinions DO NOT MATTER SHIT IN THE END! And now these bastards (some cult faggot and Some "Nerometal" which are probably the same queer) CLAIM TO BE THE MORALMAN? I AM THE MORAL MAN! I AM YOUR FRIENDLY RAPIST/SOCIOPATH! YOU FAKE QUEERMASTERS! I CHALLENGE YOU!

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

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whats worse than the holacost? your mom giving you cubes in your drink when you requested crushed instead

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What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

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Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

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How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

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Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

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So there is this moose and he goes to a grocery store and asks, "where are the potatoes?" the employee says "aisle 5" and when the moose checks in aisle five, there are no potatoes.

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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