- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sad? His parents died in a horrible accient earlier that day.

why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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your mom is so fat.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

Whats 9 + 10? 19.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Two peanuts were walking down the street I stepped on them both

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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