Why doesn't the man like iced tea? Because he likes it hot.

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

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Timmy needed to use the restroom in class, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I go use the restroom?". The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said, "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

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what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

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When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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Dude man, I'm high...

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Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

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What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

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What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

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Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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